I’ve done p much nothing in the past four days except all learn the words to superstar by the carpenters
Never trust a person who can’t gracefully accept that they shouldn’t say certain words due to violent histories of those said words
Heaven Is For Real
hello kiddo. I’m jesus. I know ur gonna live so there’s rly no point in even introducing myself. in fact that kinda takes away from the whole idea of having the free will to choose ur faith because ur seeing me here and it’s actually kinda fucked up that I’m talkin to u, but then again religion is inherently determinist so haha. anyway , when ur back on earth I want u to make a movie about this and bring in the $$$$$$. see ya
*kid comes back to life*
hey mom ,
the salvation army, sorry my friend (they’re really old ralph lauren jeans I think they’re from the 80s)
"women didn’t get the right to vote till 1920"
"what do you mea—?"